Quotes Asik

Posted: July 21, 2011 in Iseng
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lagi suntuk sama kerjaan, iseng-iseng googling nemu quotes yang beginian :

to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

treat me like an angel and I’ll be your lil’ devil

never think about the mistakes you made. think about the mistakes you will make

borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film!

when everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane

if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

my mechanic told me, “i couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.”

if at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

the only reason i am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!

careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming

don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer

where there’s a will, there’s a way. and where there’s a way, then there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road

i’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love…..it never seems to last

silence is silver, but music is gold

lifes tough, get a helmet!

i didn’t lose my mind, i sold it on ebay

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice

we didn’t lose, we just ran out of time

learn from the mistakes of others, because you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself

“Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT’S BIRDIE CRAP!”

they say the truth will set you free. but then why is it that every time i tell the truth I get sent to my room?

look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information

you tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try

idid my homework! I just forgot to write it down

when they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don’t no how to spell anonymous

i’m not scared of dying, i just don’t want to!

don’t criticize my mess unless you’d like to become part of it

it is not MY fault that i never learned to accept responsibility!

i’m an angel, honest! the horns are just there to keep the halo straight

there’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it

if at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass

it takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!

every morning is the dawn of a new error


life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans

never forget what a man says to you when he is angry

most good judgement comes from experience, most experience comes from bad judgement

wahahahaha…  konyol-konyol semua, lumayan jadi quotes/status epbi atau twitter.. 😀





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